Clumsy

I fall alot. Hard.

Last night, for example, I managed to trip over my pajama pants (which I was wearing at the time). As I fell forward, the glass of water I was holding landed on and completely soaked my clock radio, which after flickering various numbers and ghost in the machine characters, settled on permanently displaying 0:00. I have a nasty bruise on my pinky, and I narrowly missed knocking myself out on the nightstand.

I predict orthroscopic surgery in my very near future. And I need a new alarm clock!